And so it begins...

In the last few years I have started and abruptly stopped several blogs.

Mostly this is because I am lazy as shit.

I've done Blogger, Wordpress, Tumblr, and two of my own domains - none of which were remotely successful. This is a damn shame, because I can write like no one's business (or so I'm told.) I'm sure part of the reason for this was overambition on my part. Way too much time spent setting up domains, tweaking styles, etc. So I'm keeping it simple this time, and I'm gonna keep keeping it simple. Blogspot. Bare bones.

So let's try this again. What this blog is for:

1. Ranting about things that are Awesome.*
   
2. Ranting about things that suck.
3. ...But doing so like a man.
4. Aiding in the piracy of music that is probably better than what you listen to.
5. Chronicling my very likely doomed musical exploits.
   
6. Forcing my wisdom upon you, for I am Awesome. Follow me; I know the way.
   

Alright, I'm beginning to feel lazy again, so we should wrap this up pretty quickly.

*Capitalized for emphasis. It's important, you know.